Black stupidity and immigration

An amusing news story from Federale:

A black teenage runaway was recently deported to Colombia, in spite of being an American citizen. Shocking you might say, but the rocket scientist teenager decided when arrested for theft to give a false name, which turned out to be that of a Colombian national wanted for other crimes, presumably in Colombia, but there are no details as yet. The rocket scientist also decided to go through with the criminal and immigration processes without telling her mother or grandmother that she was arrested, who were allegedly concerned, or tell her attorney her real name.

The lesson here is that if you are an American citizen, don't be dumb enough to give a false name to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency.