Saturday, September 24, 2011

Apparently Florida Republicans want to replace one incompetent black guy with another one

In a stunner, African-American businessman Herman Cain – who campaigned hard in Orlando the past three days with a fiery message of tough decisions for tough times – has won the Florida Presidency 5 straw poll. Cain, who has never been elected to any office, took 37.4% of the vote from Republican delegates gathered at the Orange County Convention Center for the Presidency 5 weekend. He blew away the field. Texas Gov. Rick Perry finished second with 15.4% and former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney finished third with 14%. Apparently, Florida Republicans think that having a white President of the United States is racist. I guess Cain will want Pokemon to be his Vice-President.

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